im laughing really hard bc i was listening to this and i saw this gif
strictly-caring-deactivated2014 asked: Settle down there female. You were called adorable. Your weak female body wouldn't be able to hurt a real man, no matter how badass you believe yourself to be, at the end of the day you are a weak female. Now, I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but a violent girl is a trashy unattractive girl. Learn your place. But hey. Maybe it just takes a good hook to your left ear to teach you how weak you really are.
Maybe one of your daddy kink littles would like hearing this, but I am a feminist and you just got yourself into some huge shit. I found being called adorable was super sweet, and i was joking. Obviously, it is men who are so weak if they can’t take a joke about their “manhood” without calling women trashy and unattractive. I am hostile. I am violent. I also am more elegant, sophisticated, and BEAUTIFUL, than you will ever know. I know my place in this world, and it is equal to any man. So if you think that strength can only come from MEN then I tell you this: I am more of a man than you will ever be, and more of a woman than you will ever get.
i cant stop laughifg
i’m laughing so haaaard omf
Puppy versus Dandelion
Sailor moon wands!!!
I think you may be alittle wrong
Water in the air captured at just the right timing to look like Mario jumping. What were the odds.
Don’t you mean water the odds
Under Water | by Peter Majkut
why cant we all have the same the world would be a better place
what the fuck italy
BUT LOOK HOW HAPPY DENMARK IS.
I just realized now 101% done our outlets look in North America and I fucking lost it
HEY HETALIA FANDOM THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
AT LONG LAST THE HETALIA FANDOM CONQUERS A POST
I got a salad from Bare Burger and they sent a loooot of ketchup
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl XDDDDDD
Sunset, The Maldives
photo via caitlin
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.
I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.
At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.
this post is wild
I’m here for this.
reblogging again cause i need this